Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
