we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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