she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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