do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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