She announced her abortion via fbk
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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