bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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