I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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