i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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