his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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