I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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