just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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