This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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