He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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