his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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