I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
