Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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