I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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