About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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