I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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