I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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