Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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