This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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