Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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