I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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