Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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