So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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