So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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