ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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