Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
they need to just BURY HIM!
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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