Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
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