Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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