i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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