Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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