with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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