try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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