they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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