I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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