I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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