No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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