no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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