I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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