Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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