I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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