also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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