Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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