Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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