Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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