I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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