he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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