Dual....:-)
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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