So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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