You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
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