i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Found your dick twin last night
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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