its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
The convent might be a nice break from real life
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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