We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
The Olympian is in my bed
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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