no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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