One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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